At two minutes to six yesterday evening I heard a terrifying scream. I had been in the process of logging on for Zoom church Easter service. It was a scream of shock rather than pain, I thought it warranted my immediate investigation.
My 14 year old daughter stood before me, pond weed in her hair, trousers and jumper soaking wet, stammering that my 12 year old had pushed her into the pond.
The cause of concern wasn’t so much the wet and cold, although that contributed to the reaction of shock; but the fear that she would be attacked by untold varieties of pond life. Newts, frogs, pond snails and probably the Loch Ness monster.
I mopped her up, physically and emotionally. Suggested she have a warming and cleansing bath. Then I turned my attention to my 12 year old.
My 12 year old is an incredibly adept defence lawyer, and started her explanation that ‘pushing’ was entirely the wrong way to look at things. Apparently, the girls were playing ball. The ball landed in the 4 ft by 2ft pond, which is only nearly 2ft at its deepest point. A product of lockdown 1. They knelt beside it to reach the ball. However, instead of using teamwork to achieve a desired outcome, my 12 year old leaned against my 14 year old in an attempt to reach the ball first.
The difference between leaning and pushing is slight. However, the outcome was obviously not what either of them expected. At 6pm my 12 year old was ordered upstairs to change into pyjamas with no access to social media. Sometimes the old sanctions are still effective.
When everyone was warm, dry and apologetic, I returned to my church service; I’d only missed the first two verses of the opening hymn and afterwards we settled for a family viewing of ‘The Railway Children’ to celebrate more of our wonderful ‘Shows must go on’ theatre, just in case our evening hadn’t been dramatic enough. A lovely end to our Easter day.